Cowz Dont Liek Skool

classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

In my group of friends, I'm the one everyone shares their secrets with. One time at a party, I was cornered by my best friend's OTHER girlfriend. She walks up and yells "IS [friend] CHEATING ON ME?!" I had to choose if I should lie to save my friend, or tell the truth and have her cause drama at the party. At the time, I didn't know what to do and Michael Jackson was playing, so I literally moonwalked away from her while chugging my beer. Lmao, one of my favourite stories.

YEESH. thiskindasoundslikethosestoriespeoplemakeupfornotesnotgonnalie

Hey you made one hell of a cool exit though

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

chuckiy:

rooshoes:

dovne:

sofasandquills:

sleepingcowboys:

THEY HAVE THE SWEETEST VOICES EVER ;~;

HO MYGOD

*SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH*

THEY ARE BIG SWEETIES

omg reminds me of animal crossing speech

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE

THANK YOU THANK YOU IT WAS SO DELICIOUS TOOOOOO 

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Konarediss said someone around here has a nice butt

Apparently I do but I’m like nOT POSSIBLE??? ?? ? ? ????